I only used their emojis in the Reddit thread because I don't have any desire to reveal what my ships are there, but I'll put the names here since I've never posted a ship emoji/tag key.

I looked into all these different types of desserts to make sure they actually exist, but some of the variations I've added might fuck up the flavors. Idk.

🍊🐍 (Eden Libo-On x Leviathan) - Ube ice cream with mango swirl in a crunchy waffle bowl with orange goldfish gummies (and maybe even blue popping boba, to sorta represent water or bubbles or even aquarium gravel?) for decoration. They didn't start eating until it melted a little bit because they HAD to get the perfect picture of it with their fandom nuis or nendos. Or, since it represents them, maybe they have little nendos or nuis of themselves... Corny, perhaps, but they'd be obsessed with their little doll selves and take pics of them everywhere. Maybe they're a triad with one of their shared oshis lol.

♣️🎀 (Trey Clover x Anatolia Trein) - Cranberry matcha scones served with white tea and savory sandwiches. And probably several more desserts after that tbh. It's all homemade! I can see Toli pushing herself to make the bread for the sandwiches from scratch because she wants to impress Trey. She couldn't bear the shame of serving a baker store-bought bread, so she'd spend every night practicing until she got it right. And yet she acts like she's not down bad and everything is entirely platonic.

🐬🐇 (Jade Leech x [Dr.] Colette Cadieux) - Pu-erh tea tiramisu after an equally indulgent Italian dinner at Mostro Lounge several hours after closing. It's dim and intimate. Jade made the whole meal. Frankly, I'm not sure where he found the time. I don't know when the lounge closes, but this may be well past midnight since he would have had to wait until after closing down and cleaning everything to start. And then he'll have to clean again later so Azul doesn't get pissier with him than he already would be... Neither of them is going to get enough sleep.

♥️🎨♠️ (Ace Trappola x Adelaide House x Deuce Spade) - Vanilla ice cream, cherries, blueberries, and lots and lots of sprinkles in a fluffy bubble waffle wrap, probably melting down their chins as they argue over Ace taking all the cherries lol. They're gonna stab him with plastic spoons.

🍺🕊️ (Roger Barel x Lenore Langley) - Chocolate, berry, and stem ginger tart with berry and candied ginger topping. Nora might smash Roger's slice into his face if he gets too mischievous, provided they're not in public. And he might just return the favor just so he can lick it off her face. Ridiculous, both of them.

🌿🪻 (Lawrence Oleander x Hyacinth [no last name yet]) - Blood orange and chocolate upside down cake with floral decorations. Any uncandied flora begins to wilt at an alarming pace as soon as they start eating. Neither of them bakes, nor do I think either of them would typically go out of their way to get a nice cake, so I'm not sure how they acquired this one. Unless Hyacinth decided to do some stalker shit for his bday... I can see that.

🐦‍⬛🕸️ (Fumikage Tokoyami x Chiori [I can't decide on a last name]) - Apple-blackberry pie with purple-tinted blueberry crust and sprinkled sugar in an intricate, possibly spiderwebbed pattern. Goth dessert made in a goth kitchen.

I won't tag all 50,000 characters here I'll just do their ship tags for brevity.

#CandyTxt #CandyShips #GardenSnake #ChiffonCakes #TeachersThreat #Tweedledipshits #DoveShot #RotBloom #SilkenShadows

Was blessed with an idea after my nap earlier.

Because they're literally always messing around, and Roger loves overstimulating Nora until she can barely think or move, he probably at some point tells her something along the lines of how it'd be so easy just to take her whenever he wanted, that she couldn't resist and he knows that she wouldn't even want to resist, they're so often just one slip away from him going inside her, she's so wet it's like her body is begging him to fuck her even if her stubborn mouth says otherwise, etc etc... What would she do if he wasn't a ✨good boy✨ who always held back for her? Is her continued refusal to give him her virginity just her begging him to rape her? (He knows it's not, that there are other insecurities at play, but it's not gonna stop him from teasing.)

I was trying to think of what Nora's response to this would be and because she Hates To Be Outdone, and landed upon, "I'd make sure you get me pregnant so you can't get rid of me."

Roger.exe hasn't necessarily stopped working, but he's not totally certain how he feels about this or what to do about it. In any other situation, his clothes would already be back on because noooooope, don't stick your dick in crazy. But now? He's harder. And surprised and a bit concerned because he's always known he'd never have kids, but it's not sounding too bad right about now.

He can play it cool and laugh about it's so ridiculous for Nora to continue playing coochie keep-away when she's already thinking about having his kids, why does she keep pretending she's not in love with him if that's the case (it's because she's afraid that he isn't in love with her 😭), but internally he's kind of like, "Jesus Christ, what have I gotten myself into, and why do I like it?"

This also means that when they do finally fuck, she is begging/demanding/sobbing for Roger to cum inside her because it's her very first and she's waited so long so of COURSE she wants it inside regardless of the risks. Roger probably has her cycle memorized, knows it's not a particularly risky time (although there are always risks obvs), and planned on doing that anyway. But he's gonna make her beg and cry anyway because she's just too cute when she does that.

When he asks her what she'll do if he doesn't cum in her, Nora's response is approximately, "I'll clean it off wherever you finish with my fingers and stuff it inside." It wouldn't feel the same, and she doesn't even want a kid, but it's the principle of the matter. She is going to have his cum in her cunt one way or another!!

#CandyTxt #CandyShips #DoveShot #CandyOCs #LenoreLangley #IkemenVillains #IkeVil #RogerBarel

Ohhhhh ehehehe I should post this, too, since I've got that fic of them up now! I commissioned this from a friend who isn't on socmed back in late summer! (They've given me permission to post it!) Their painting style always knocks me out, it's so beautiful.

Nora isn't a great dancer, but she'll do her damnedest to keep up. Never let a man see you struggle!!! (He sees her struggle a lot. 😭)

#CandyShips #IkemenVillains #RogerBarel #CandyOCs #LenoreLangley #Doveshot

Wrote and published a fic for the first time in over a year the other day. It takes pretty heavily from the event it's based on, and I'm *definitely* rusty, like very very rusty, but I'm honestly just happy it's there. It'll be one of the fics of the week in my Ikémen game-based writing group next week, and everybody there is very kind and encouraging, so that also has me excited.

If you ever wanna see some Ikémen Villains Roger x OC at an orgy where they don't fuck or even kiss but he DOES finger her mouth (and I also use the word "parasocial" over half a decade before its first existence), here you go. Have fun.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62546317

#CandyFic #IkemenVillains #RogerBarel #CandyOCs #LenoreLangley #CandyShips #Doveshot

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