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Going to stop saying things are my 13th reason and instead call them my 13th struggle.
I will literally never be off my "Jesse McCartney should be EN Idia" bullshit.
(For those not in the know: Kouki Uchiyama also voices Roxas in Kingdom Hearts, who is voiced by Jesse McCartney in EN. KH fandom used to meme this all the time, to the point that I just ended up endeared to him by proxy.) (I honestly just think it'd be funny.)
Obvs that thread of fave Pokémon that make you undateable has a lot of Gardevoir, Lopunny, Vaporeon, etc mentioned... but tbh I don't see a lot of unironic Vaporeon fuckers around, especially, in comparison to the other Eeveelutions. It just seems like more of a meme. And when I actually meet people, their favorites tend to not be based on fuckability even if they do find some Pokémon fuckable.
There's this tweet going around about how having certain Pokémon as your favorite totally makes you undateable. But everybody is replying/QRTing with "Am I undateable?" when I just wanna know what people's supposed dealbreakers are!
I don't even agree with the sentiment! I'm just nosy!!!
Every time I think, "I cannot fathom the sex appeal of this art style or character concept," I remind myself that I'm an Osomatsu-san fan. The libido works in mysterious ways, and I must stay humble.
I bought our tickets for summer vacay last night! It's dawning on me that this is very very real and I will be on another continent soon.
I'm nervous about the heat (esp since the electricity isn't always consistent out in Mom's barrio), not knowing the language, and also a little bit about not having consistent wifi because the Roger-centric events will be starting soon. 😅 Like, yeah, I'll live if I don't get to do them! They will rerun, and this trip is much more important! But I would still like to have both things in my greedy little hands!
actually yes i DO need to listen to check yes juliet at the maximum tolerable volume right now exactly
My bird watched the currently hot Tumblr show that I've been ignoring bc I don't care enough to look at real people. 💀 And he said he is NOT here for y'all's hospital yaoi.
My mom called last night, and one of my cousins I've never met before was with her. When he saw me, the first thing he said was that I look like a "tomboy" (masc lesbian in PI). Because my hair was up.
Nice to meet you too???