Failure On Parade
Trump's birthday crowd did an amazing job of social distancing
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/failure-on-parade?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#parody #TBR #TheBorowitzReport #USPol #DictatorParade #SleepyDon
Per @Jenna :
"One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup"
If I was a betting Wizard, I would say that with so much #AirDefense being relocated to #Moscow for the #May9 #DictatorParade, the #bridge in #Crimea might feel a little underappreciated. Generally I've felt it's better to leave the car bridge, so there is an exit option for #Russians. But they always have #ferries.
Michael ☕️
John Refior
Wizards Anonymous