According to the #TheBorowitzReport, the #ConvictedFelon laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist and said: "They gave everything so people like me could give nothing."

https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/trump-honors-those-who-helped-others-3ef

#TBR #DraftDogder #TheBillionaireClass

We seem to have quite a bipartisan group of dodgers, who nonetheless managed to become Commander in Chief. #PatrioticDodgers

https://www.historyandheadlines.com/10-patriots-who-dodged-the-draft-or-did-not-serve/

NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House

https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/nato-sprays-antipsychotic-medication?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#USPol #Parody #TBR #TheBorowitzReport

Failure On Parade

Trump's birthday crowd did an amazing job of social distancing
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/failure-on-parade?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#parody #TBR #TheBorowitzReport #USPol #DictatorParade #SleepyDon