MerkNov 11, 2023
I have decided to catch my Bluesky up with my Mastodon by posting one #DepartmentOfAnomalies file there every day until I run out. Since I've already posted them here, I will be retooting them as I do this. I hereby declare #DOAaDay officially in session.
MerkOct 2, 2023

Anomalous Object 2001-01: A Space Oddity

#ConFic #DepartmentOfAnomalies

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gStSb5Y6WOtQd1ip0pm8K3V1AM0FxnjUBg6Q7stBKnI/

AOD 2001-01

DEPARTMENT OF ANOMALIES THIS DOCUMENT VERSION CLASSIFIED LEVEL 4 Anomalous Object Dossier 2001-01 Threat Level WHITE RED BLACK PALE Containment Classification STATIC RITUAL ADAPTIVE Current Containment SITE 3-A Containment Protocols A recording of Anomalous Object ...

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MerkSep 15, 2023

I'm sorry. I'm not going to finish "Into That Good Night" any time soon, which is a shame, because it's currently one of only two Accounts I had slated for Chapter 3 of The #DepartmentOfAnomalies.

With my busy schedule, I simply can't afford to let my writer's block hold up the DOA any longer. I'm simply not feeling ITGN right now. I'm going to be skipping it for the foreseeable future. (1/2)

MerkSep 10, 2023

Also, I finally finished my forever banner (unless I hate it later).

The ghost girl on the far right was my first drawing of my OC Nadeshiko (whom real Merkheads will recognize as the subject of my AI-generated profile pic) that I did back in 2016. Color and shading was added by my friend Lizzy (no Fedi account).

#mashup #DepartmentOfAnomalies #Locacacast #mastoart

MerkAug 19, 2023
And with that, all #DepartmentOfAnomalies files to date have been posted. I'm still hard at work on "Into That Good Night", so I'll post that here when it's finished.
MerkAug 19, 2023

MI13 File No. 1944-L003: The Library

#ConFic #DepartmentOfAnomalies

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1XxkA5sjLvyn4Vcj26rBRelIFdFDNeoLqVi43qh3wugQ

MI13 File No. 1944-L003

Directorate of Military Intelligence, Section 13 File No. 1944-L003 One of the larger side corridors inside 1944-L003. The pale blue light visible in this photograph is produced by 1944-L003D entities. DESCRIPTION Location 1944-L003 (also known as “The Librar...

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MerkAug 17, 2023

Anomalous Object 1964-05: The Hand Cannon

#ConFic #DepartmentOfAnomalies

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1eSfkqC1zlHqq3EKI0wlAZ71noNjwv-mhz-ey_weL6Ro

AOD 1964-05

DEPARTMENT OF ANOMALIES THIS DOCUMENT VERSION CLASSIFIED LEVEL 2 Anomalous Object Dossier 1964-05 Threat Level WHITE RED BLACK PALE Containment Classification STATIC RITUAL ADAPTIVE Current Containment SITE 1-B, 1-A, 2-B Containment Protocols: Anomalous Object (AO)...

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MerkAug 17, 2023

Anomalous [REDACTED] [REDACTED]-03: Anti-[REDACTED] Nuclear [REDACTED]

#ConFic #DepartmentOfAnomalies

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1QRUSNJYF9KeD0EVBGXmUhvQ4KBx40TkO0Rh2JoQgIpU

Anomalous [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]-03

SEX OF SEXES THIS SEX SEX CLASSIFIED SEX 5 Anomalous Sex Sex Sex-03 SEX: Your neural sex indicates that you are currently under the sexes of a memetic sex. Your sex of this sex will be severely compromised. Please self-administer emergency Sex 1 sexes immediately. If you are unable to self-ad...

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MerkAug 17, 2023

Anomalous Object 1989-02: Hoarding Hands

#ConFic #DepartmentOfAnomalies

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1xsZimhbDtzsP5U1ZTazfDOedePicna8n-Bl2FvC-fXM

AOD 1989-02

DEPARTMENT OF ANOMALIES THIS DOCUMENT VERSION CLASSIFIED LEVEL 1 Anomalous Object Dossier 1989-02 Threat Level WHITE RED BLACK PALE Containment Classification STATIC RITUAL ADAPTIVE Current Containment SITE 3-C Containment Protocols: All living specimens of Anomal...

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MerkAug 16, 2023

Incident Report EXT-18.06.2013-02: Performance Art

#ConFic #DepartmentOfAnomalies

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1eTExEB4a_k7H1UE9-oRaoIvMJJsmxUE5ykPNnagLspY

INR EXT-18.06.2013-02

DEPARTMENT OF ANOMALIES THIS DOCUMENT VERSION CLASSIFIED LEVEL 3 Incident Report: EXT-18.06.2013-02 Location: Montreal, Quebec Date: 18 Jun 2013 Nature of Incident: Terrorist Attack Relevant Prior Details: Unknown individual or group identifying as YES&, part of Canadian Magenta Imago movem...

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