I forget who it was that said, "people ought to learn to think for themselves" but whoever it was I totally agree.

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False advertising: this cat bed came with no API documentation and doesn't even seem to have a network interface.

#DeletedTweet from 17 June 2015

This novel approach shows that designers and end-users can have different ideas about a product's utility.

#DeletedTweet from 10 June 2015

Benedict Arnold was the first Captain of the USS Enterprise. Not gonna pretend that doesn't sort of weird me out.

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Atlas Shrugged Part III was terrible. It's as if the talented, hardworking people who made the first two movies walked away… from… Oh.

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Anti-VAXxers are RISC takers

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Listening to Que Sera Sera. Would she have gotten such dismissive answers if she were a boy asking? Worst guidance counselors ever.

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Nothing says "all things are ephemeral" quite as poignantly as not being able to find my Buddha statue.

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What's cool about talking politics is that calling someone an asshole is OK. But bring facts to the table and you're a partisan shill.

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OK, so whoever it was that named sesquipedalophobia was just a sadistic bastard.

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