Deep Sea Party Discovered: New Life Throws Bash 30,000 Feet Below Surface

#BreakingDiscovery #DeepSeaDrama #WeirderThanAliens #ScienceNews #EcosystemEnvy By: TheJestPress.com **Scientists Discover New Life in Deep Ocean, Promptly Decide to Guilt-Trip Us About Recycling** In a discovery shocking enough to make even David Attenborough narrate in all caps, a team of sleep-deprived scientists has announced the existence of a previously unknown, bustling ecosystem over…

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"Excited to dive deep into the ocean with the new @DSVAlvin! Remember folks: it's not just about exploring the depths, it's also about not getting eaten by giant squids. #OceanAdventures #DeepSeaDrama"
- Robert Ballard

Jun 05, 1964 - DSV Alvin is commissioned.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSV_Alvin