The only way to watch the #StarWars sequel trilogy is to recontextualize it as a #Gremlins2 #JohnGlover / #DanielClamp fever dream.

“An old movie, disguised as a new movie. Bill, I love every part of it. But Bill, lose the soccer ball. People see balls, Bill. They think grass. They think recess. They think outdoors. You know what I want them to think? Legacy. Branding. Control.”