I mean, who would want to eat a crushed Mars?

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I came up with a comic strip but I won't be trying to achieve the level of a 5-year old drawing using their non-dominant handed with their eyes closed.

First frame: a journalist asks: "Does the presence of cat hair on the bed affect the children's DNA?"

Second frame: camera moves right. A scientist appears, wearing a white coat with pens in the pocket, eyeglasses, cat ears and tail. They answer: "No."

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A progress walks into a bar…

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@malauss J'espère qu'elle va leur casser la tête (seule ma fille peut comprendre...) #joke #daddyjoke