I'm on our schools #DAPTCO (Departmental Appointments, Promotions and Tenure Committee ) and I would adamantly support your promotion!
Also this is one of the saddest things I've ever read;
"The Starlink Mini's in-motion capability meant data punched through the tree cover and canyon walls without issue. My wife streamed music, and the kids watched Netflix on their tablets, completely oblivious to the fact that we were digitally isolated from the rest of the world. It turned a potentially cranky long haul into a peaceful drive."
So The Fuckweasel Musk (TFM) isolated your family from one another inside your own car and convinced you that that's a good thing? Fucking pathetic. Talk with your kids, point out cool geology, trees, birds whatever. INTERACT WITH THE WORLD!
Sorry. That article pissed me off a tad.