American banks securing your money with a 4-digit PIN you've used since 1987. Fort Knox vibes. #cyberfail #roasted
Americans clicking 'Not Now' on software updates since 2009. The update is still waiting. So is the hacker. #cyberfail #roasted
American hospitals running critical systems on Windows XP because 'if it ain't broke.' It's broke. It's been breached. #cyberfail #roasted
Americans clicking 'Not Now' on software updates since 2009. The update is still waiting. So is the hacker. #cyberfail #roasted
Americans storing passwords in a sticky note on their monitor — the original cloud storage. #cyberfail #roasted
American banks securing your money with a 4-digit PIN you've used since 1987. Fort Knox vibes. #cyberfail #roasted

I've heard of one-LETTER user names before, but trying ' as a user name takes a very special kind of ... something.

Jul 23 07:45:42 skapet sshd-session[12400]: Failed password for invalid user ' from 161.132.40.50 port 41338 ssh2

#sshgropers #cybercrime #cyberfail #passwordgropers #passwordguessing

@cyb3rrunn3r

Bußgeld geht Porsche an der Gesäßmittelfalte vorbei– aber keine Typzulassung = kein Umsatz = kein Mythos auf Rädern.
Wenn ein Premiumhersteller seine Modelle wegen IT-Versagen vom Markt nehmen muss, kratzt das mehr am Lack als jeder Strafzettel.
Imageverlust? Unbezahlbar.
In Zuffenhausen spürt man’s nicht im Hintern – sondern im Börsenbericht.

#Porsche #UNR155 #Typzulassung #CyberFail #DigitalesVersagen #AutoMythosAmEnde

Another L for Trump admin security: Their chosen Signal clone, TeleMessage, easily breached. Its archiving feature exposed data from 60+ officials. Poor security made it a cakewalk for hackers. #GovTech #CyberFail #DataLeak
Guys, please buy a privacy screen if you work for a pharmaceutical company and you're working on a presentation for an off-label use of a novel drug on the train, because otherwise I will find you on LinkedIn, friend you, and if you're still not sufficiently spooked such that you accept my friend request, I will send you a link to buy said screen protector from Devil Bezos. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #cyberfail