Cursed Homelab Update
So I have what is technically my first piece of actual server-grade hardware. A very clean, refurbished HP DL380 Gen 10 with 48 cores of Xeon Scalable v2 goodness, nowhere near enough RAM (thanks AI - 64GB of DDR4 was about half the price of the server) 10 Ethernet ports (including 2x 10Gb SFP+ ports) and 16x 2.5" drive bays split between SATA and NVMe.
So why is this cursed?
Because I had no idea what I was getting into.
Long story short:
- I should have gone for a taller server - the fans are relatively quiet, but not quiet enough, and they have a weird hotpluggable connector, so I'm not going to be able to do the easy fan swap I wanted to. But boy to they blow. I'm also expecting it to complain loudly if I don't have any fans plugged in, so I can't hack this.
- I didn't fully understand the options I had when buying it, so I have no drive caddies.
- Some wires got crossed somewhere so it doesn't have the 2x M.2 slots the manual claimed it would (but this is a blessing in disguise, because now the boot drives will be externally accessible)
(Why the missing M.2 slots? They're on the back of the PCI-e riser cards, and there appears to be 3+ options for these, I have a 3x PCI-e slot riser which doesn't have it, but does have an unpopulated footprint, and an 8x NVMe riser which doesn't even have the footprint. I think I needed a specific riser card that has 2x PCI-e slots and the M.2 slot. There is another riser slot, so maybe there's something that'll plug into that, but I'm not holding my breath. I could just buy two PCI-e-to-M.2 cards, but using 2.5" drive shaped carrier boards will mean they're accessible on the front which is a much better solution.)
So more purchases required. I need caddies, I need some M.2-to-SAS carriers and I need a fan plan. Or flan for short.
But severs, aren't they weird π. This has two USB ports on the inside, a weird 45 degree power connector in front of the PSUs that might be for the 4 3.5" drive bay that goes over the CPUs, a giant board-to-board interconnect labelled "storage", a SATA connector for a DVD drive, and a microSD slot on the inside.
I am so not the target audience.







