Mastodawn

The cat goes "Meow"
Once, twice, three times and extra
For more food. Again.

Robotic Trabant
caught its wheels on the roadside
and then flipped over

We have seen the end
And it looks quite a lot like
The End Will Be Us

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am assured
That cows go Moo.

Roses are red
Violets are red
I'm on Mars
Up yours, Muskrat!

Wind And Rain Abound
Blowing the leaves and branches
Of the trees around

A small poem for Commuters:
"I really like to cuss when I'm waiting for the bus
Fucking C*nty Bollocks, Shit Arse Wank!"
#CrapPoetry

It is windy out
My antenna has fallen
Blown down by Storm Bert
#Haiku #CrapPoetry

AI is just crap
Total waste of resources
Do not use it please
#CrapPoetry #AiSlop #haiku

My cats are all out
In the grass, silent, peaceful
Indoors things are still
#Haiku #CrapPoetry

Big Random Sweariness
Utter dogfart bollocks and shit
That's my fucking haiku
#Haiku #Swearing #SwearyPoetry #CrapPoetry