📦 Step 1: Download Kali Linux
🕵️‍♂️ Step 2: Open Firefox → Amazon, Groupon, Google
🧠 Step 3: Search “how to hack wifi with metasploit”
🎯 Step 4: You’re now in a training simulation… by the CIA 😆
Welcome to Project Wannabe.

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