Nuki Raccoon: Fedi's Favorite Furry F***poster"Like the fries?" he finally found the levity to smirk.
She nodded, "Oh definitely all the food, but also stuff like the crime rate. The nature of it all really changed once we implemented solutions to things like poverty and mental health. Now it's pretty much crazy people who do things like steal penises or buttholes or whatever, just to show they can."
He froze, staring at her.
"Don't worry about that. A lot of things I say will make sense by the time you actually find out when I'm talking about..." She waved it off.