Treat yourself, they said. You're enjoying a goopy-liquidmorph holiday, get a nice human-plan bedroom, they said. And yet what do we wake to this #Coati Monday but the world's loudest, most annoying alarm clock that is somehow not located *anywhere* within the reach of the *most* elastic liquid reach?

Stream commission (that's not a pun) from Aver the Dorbley, expert goo artist, and based on a true event (my human'sona panicking at the alarm clock and flailing in every direction but the clock's). Original at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/64862078/

Did I miss Golden Week? Oh, no, Golden Week is whenever you keep its true meaning, and for me this #Coati Monday that's being gorgeous and shiny and standing out in a pleasant, soft light.

My own art this week, and yeah, it's late for Golden Week but I am really happy with how this all came out. Original at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/64941770/ unless FurAffinity is being all like that when you look.

Enjoying a Mecha #Coati Monday today thanks to a robotify-your-character YCH that Knopenri has been offering. Thanks to this you get to enjoy my artifice and appreciate that when I get to be too much like this you can probably find an off switch!

Original at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/64835035/

The tail is one of the many good parts of a coati and you can't blame anyone for wanting to try it on themselves! So this #Coati Monday I share my own depiction of @hexadoodle using his skill at taking people apart and putting them together to see how his tail-less form could be improved with a nice long bit of fuzzy ringedness! I am definitely not freaking out over the chance he might keep it for himself, don't worry!

Original art at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/64775275/ and my thanks to hex for letting me borrow his whole actual character to draw this scene.

So it's been a couple weeks practice, now this #Coati Monday I'm finally ready to participate in the beloved raccoon-family pastime of entering a Tim Horton's through the ceiling vents! Can't wait for the staff to get in and see me first thing in the morning!

This is an alternate coloring of an (open) YCH by Aver the Dorbley. So far as I know the YCH is still open, although this particular picture isn't (yet) up in Aver's FurAffinity gallery.

(Picture concealed because while the scene is one where I'm happy and enjoying myself, it *is* a picture with a lot of twisted, dribbly bits, especially in the face, and reasonable people might find that body-horror-y so please consider that before un-hiding the image.)

I don't know how it is I'm spending #Coati Monday playing the Fool? It must be some April thing but how did we get this far into the month before I showed myself like this? ... not sure, it's all very peculiar really.

My own art, original at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/64630571/ but closely referenced to an actual photograph of a real-world coati standing on hindpaws, which shows off how good we do look those times we're made to stand on hindpaws and look around.

Obviously everyone loves seeing raccoons pop in through the ceilings of a Tim Horton's, but did you know that doesn't just happen by itself? No, we have to practice and so for #Coati Monday today I share a (open YCH) picture from Aver the Dorbley showing my practice!

OH yeah since it is warming up I'm a little bit melted and maybe more fluid than usual but that's all right, that's all part of bringing cheer and timbits to the world!

(Picture concealed because while the scene is merry and certainly I'm having fun, it *is* a picture with a lot of twisted, dribbly bits, especially in the face, and that can be body-horror-y so please consider whether, particularly, non-symmetric eyeballs are a problem.)