@GayDeceiver
“Is it a ficus?”
“What difference does *that* make?”
“Welllll…that cheap-ass policy you bought to cover property damage at Dunsinane specifically *excludes* Birnam Wood advancing on the castle walls…*except* for the ficus.”
“You’re *joking*, right?”
*slurrrrrp* “No.”

#Ficus #ThatScottishPlayAboutThatScottishGuy #ClassicStateFarmCommercials