"They hired me because I'm short." - DAVID SEDARIS, Christmas and Commerce, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #ChristmasandCommerce #NationalShortPersonDay #DavidSedaris

"Everyone loves those turtles." - DAVID SEDARIS, Christmas and Commerce, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #ChristmasandCommerce #WorldTurtleDay #DavidSedaris