slightly unethical responses to CINO (Christian-In-Name-Only) Karens' passive-aggressive "I'll pray for you" bullshit:

- pray for yourself because having an attitude like that will get you punched one day

- no thanks, I've been preyed on enough by you wacky ass zealots

- if prayers worked, you'd be dead and buried

- I think God's hotline is a bit busy with all the dying schoolchildren and ongoing overseas genocide. But sure, he's totally listening to you condemn me for wearing a Pride flag.

- if Jesus were here, you'd try to call the cops on him for being Black in public

- aren't you supposed to do that in private with the door closed like the Bible says?

- praying for me to suffer in hell for eternity for supporting Kamala Harris is not the flex you think it is

- you believe the lies of an orange-colored prolapse made man and a couch-fucking racist. excuse me if I don't hold stock in your worthless righteous condemnation

- your adult children don't talk to you anymore, do they?

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