MissConstrueHey! Who wants to dissociate with me and pretend nothing important is happening?
Have I got a social media meme for you! So, someone said that if men’s junk was as visible as boobs, men would be a lot less arrogant, and a Queen came in to say, Girl, I got you…and thus was “Catching Print” born.
#Catchingprint is the act of estimating a man's endowment by observing the lay of his trousers. (I thought everyone knew this, honestly) The trend was launched by dating coach Anwar White and has spawned games and much celebrity chatter.
Some men are losing their damn minds about it. Like the brosphere is melting down, which, I gotta tell you is funny on so many levels. “What about growers?” they wail. Five minutes of objectification and they’re crying like babies. Welcome to what women put up with from birth, you blubbering morons.
For the record, most women do not want porn penises, those things require more storage than is available.
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