In my 38 years of existence on this planet, I never thought I would have to tell one of my #cats to stop trying to lift up the toilet seat.

#catlife #catowner #catownerproblems #catlovers #smartasscats

Behold, this doofus in all his glory. Big, dense dumb dumb who now goes by Mr Potatoes.

Do you have a cat and do you feed it pouches of food and do you tear open those pouches with your hand at the point that is specifically made for tearing instead of cutting them with scissors and does the cat food juice spray across your hand almost every time you open it or is that just me?

#Cat #Cats #CatOwner #CatOwnerProblems #JustCatThings

C’est lundi matin, pas de réunion de prévue jusqu’au déjeuner, je vais me caler dans le lit pour bosser et abîmer mon dos.

Titus : hold my croquettes.

#catlife #catownerproblems #wfhproblems #catsofmastodon #Titus #SeigneurGrasDouble

You merely adopted the cat hair. I was born in it, molded by it.

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