🚨 Breaking News: Airbnb suffers a midlife crisis, desperately tries to become the "everything" app 🎭💸. CEO Brian Chesky throws cash around like it's confetti at a midlife birthday party 🎉, hoping microdermabrasion will save the day. Meanwhile, WIRED valiantly attempts to stretch this non-story to its very limits 🔍.
https://www.wired.com/story/airbnb-is-in-midlife-crisis-mode-reinvention-app-services/ #AirbnbMidlifeCrisis #EverythingApp #CEOChesky #CashConfetti #WIREDAnalysis #HackerNews #ngated