It occurs to me that all this #ButtholeThieves stuff would become a lot more "general audiences" if I renamed it "#ButtThieves" and toned down the violence a little... Like it's never really explained what the butthole thieves are actually doing or what it means to have your butthole stolen, but if I said they are stealing people's butts and now they don't have a butt to sit on, it's still funny and everything could be changed to that with a simple find and replace, and it would be mostly the same story.

Butthole thieves just sounds funnier to me then butt thieves...

...though it's starting to grow on me as an alternate title.