🌍💥 Breaking news: The earth shook near #Tonga, but don't worry, you can only learn more if you're a JavaScript-enabled browser wizard! 🧙‍♂️✨ In the meantime, enjoy our endless loop of "try our Realtime Notifications, Feeds, and Web Services" while we assume you don't know how to enable a basic browser feature. 🙄🔄
https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000pntq/executive #Earthquake #JavaScript #News #RealtimeNotifications #BrowserWizard #HackerNews #ngated