I'm all for more and longer chocolate-based holidays, but it seems a little early to start the easter-egg season. I suppose the #Easter has to grow to 6 months to match the #Britmas semester? What happens when all the holidays add to more than 12 months?

Why are people so obsessed with "doing something" during #vacation? "What are you doing for #Britmas?"

I'm doing nothing. That's the entire point.

I don't have kids I'm obliged to entertain, so I'm just reading, exercising, drinking, playing with hobby projects, all without a plan, just taking me where the moment leads me.

I "do stuff" according to "plans" when I'm not on vacation, I'm not going to buy into your nightmare of relaxation on a schedule.

I had two records due to arrive today: the new Taylor #Swift album (CD + LP + tape) and the Rick #Astley zoetrope LP version of Never Gonna Give You Up.

One has been delayed till tomorrow and one delivered a few minutes ago, but I don't know which one is which (different delivery services). It's like #Britmas in $current_month!