AmosPhillips🇺🇸 (@phillips_amos) on X

@litcapital OldRow > Barstool

X (formerly Twitter)
Man little sisters are brutal. 11 just roasted the crap out of 17. #boomroasted

Taylor Swift?

More like Taylor Normal Speed amirite?

#BoomRoasted

Me: *trying to take a picture of my mom with her new puppy in the speakeasy and the flash goes off*
Me: “Oh crap…”
My Sister: “Don’t worry, there are no restrictions about flash photography, it’s just embarrassing”

*Later*

My Sister: *taking a picture* “I’ll take a picture but without the flash cause I’m not an embarrassing person”

#BoomRoasted

Hey Toronto. #boomroasted
This ball that landed on the moon begs to differ. #boomroasted https://x.com/bout_this_u/st…
Who Raised Y’all (@Bout_this_U) on X

@stoolpresidente This dude never played competitive sports lol

X (formerly Twitter)

There is something so pure about saying

"you are so jealous. You just aren't pro anything....In wrestling....."

Just such a great #boomroasted https://twitter.com/markbland/stat…

Mark Bland on X

@stoolpresidente You so jealous. You just aren't a pro anything. In wrestling we have people that want to get in the ring all the time, but they just ain't built for it. That's you. You love the logos and SB parties...you just ain't one of the boys.

X (formerly Twitter)

@Chron the airport, so I can leave Texas as fast as humanly possible.

#BoomRoasted

@rodhilton
Fixed it for you bud!
#BoomRoasted
@popsci @ScienceDesk
New York has always sucked? Correct.
#BoomRoasted