I joined a new #library in the neighbouring county because their libraries are closer. They made it known that their systems are far inferior to what I'm used to.

I asked if the books are as good. They said yes. I fail to see the problem. They showed me around and introduced me to the outside #reading area.

I fell in love. 

#BooksDayOut

Faerie-tale-esque home in rural Britain.

Surrounded by abject #poverty.

We really are a nation of failed #socialists. Nej? 

#BooksDayOut

A beautiful, well behaved border collie who didn't want to play but did want her presence known.

I hear you, honey. You lead, I'll follow.

#dogsofmastodon #BooksDayOut

And of course I found #dogs to play with.

This beautiful red collie made my day. We don't deserve #dogs.

#BooksDayOut #dogsofmastodon

An #oldFashioned #CandyStore , or #sweetShop , in rural UK.

I asked the old boy for what I wanted in ounces and he was so happy, he gave me a steep discount.

I have no words 

#BooksDayOut

While on Book's Day Out, I found a #gorilla wearing a #Weddingdress

This is normal. This is fine. I am in love. YOU ROCK IT, BROTHER! 

#BooksDayOut

I found a chippy (fish and #chipshop, not carpenter) and got some delightfully-wrapped fries.

An asshole #birb wanted some so of course he did.

Greasy goodness. 

#BooksDayOut

I found a chicken wire dood today while having #coffee. Today was a good day to caffeine. 

#BooksDayOut

Time for a delightful #coffee. I get to feel human for an hour.

#BooksDayOut