👆 Gotta keep the #BlueRinseRacists happy even if you're *not* their colour-of-choice 'cos, ironically, they're your ideological political support-base.
One such (a friend of my in-laws; please pray for me) actually said to me: "I'd rather have a right-wing Paki PM than a white lefty"*. (Ideally she'd like #Borisconi back.)
(*Sorry for the P-word but it's a direct quote.)