This is Ranger, a fine mouser she is, mind you. Found her down in South Ithilien, whilst I was… ah, seeing to some business there.
Clever thing follows me everywhere, even to the pub!
Never known a cat with such a thirst for ale.
None the worse for wear, I took the short route through Waymeet, chickens scuttling this way and that, and made it back here in time for tea.
Master Boffin could see I were parched and pulled a pint of Blagrove's, which hit like a right treat after such a hike, I can tell you.
That were a long two days but getting the word out about Archet was more important than my sore feet and dry throat.
This is Ranger, a fine mouser she is, mind you. Found her down in South Ithilien, whilst I was… ah, seeing to some business there.
Clever thing follows me everywhere, even to the pub!
Never known a cat with such a thirst for ale.
I am in the pub