Clearly, listening to talking heads talk about Trump the perv does not impress my dogs. #dogsofmas #bichons

My “nurses” #dogs #bichons #dogsofmastodon

As if I am stoooooopid. That treat is loaded… she put a pill in it. I am not touching it. She underestimated me…LaMiaWicked #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dog #bichons

Ms LaMiaWicked aka the “murder cupcake” is tired! Quick, hide her batteries!
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La Mia Wicked is often referred to as “the mistress”. Her love of her daddy is legendary and when he had back surgery, she was inconsolable. When he finally got home, she had to inspect him and no we could not separate her from him. She “coos” to him. (I am not jealous… much..,
I am only staff… I get her meals ready , I clean up after her, I take care of her… I am nobody… just invisible staff… where did I drop that mommy name tag??? )#dogsofmastodon #dogs #bichons

Life is hard. Ms. Wicked gives up.
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She threw me out of bed. She barked her head off at the window. She flew down the stairs and nipped my basil plants. She riled up the boys. Now napping while I make her breakfast. I should be mad at her. Instead I am thinking how cute she is. She needs discipline not kisses… and here I am…
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It’s a girl talk… you know, the usual girl stuff. Politics, power, geo political forces and economic trends. La Mia Wicked is full of opinions.
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This thing with hoomans and clothes… it’s some kind of abuse. And I am not a baby!
Ari
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