The Chris DantesHappy #Caturday!
My cat, #BalerionTheDread has been slowly amassing an army. This is the newest soldier in his bid to conquer the realms of man.
"Don't change sheets. Is nest. Go away."
- An excerpt from his autobiography, "Imma Bite It: The Balerion Story"
#BalerionTheDread is rolling around in the weeds because he is a mighty hunter and he wants to smell of nature.
#CatsOfMastodon
#CatsOfMastodon
#BalerionTheDread would like you to know that he's a cat and a mighty hunter and he got to go outside for hours, and then came back in and had a bunch of freshly cleaned laundry to refur and it's the best day ever.
#CatsOfMastodon
#CatsOfMastodon
#BalerionTheDread would like you to know that he's a cat and a mighty hunter and the weather is glorious.
#CatsOfMastodon
#CatsOfMastodon
#BalerionTheDread would like you to know that he's a cat and a mighty hunter and he was forced to get his fangs of destruction cleaned and he's furious and that there will be a reckoning and he will have his revenge.
Oops. Forgot cats are dry clean only.
