This is absolutely a trap.

#CatsOfMastodon #BalerionTheDread

#BalerionTheDread is at the vet for his annual checkup. He is outraged at this injustice. Luckily they have this hideout in the bench in the exam room. He's never leaving.

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There's a new game sweeping the nation, called "Can You Find The Cat?"

The rules are simple. I'll show you a picture, and you try to find the cat.

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I'm trying to teach #BalerionTheDread that puppies can be friends.
Last night, the dragons actually let each other exist.
#MeraxesTheMenacing #BalerionTheDread #DogsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #Dachshund

I'm doing some painting. Unfortunately, the plastic covering makes noise. Luckily I live with a mighty hunter to protect me.

#BalerionTheDread #CatsOfMastodon

Bored kitty is bored.
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All right. #BalerionTheDread's assault knives have been temporarily removed. I'm glad I got him harness trained when he was a kitten. It's so much easier than carrying him in a crate. Plus everyone loves watching this mighty hunter stroll around.

#BalerionTheDread, who has never been outside before, and most certainly didn't just come back inside from an hour long hunt, would like you to know that he's a cat and a mighty hunter and he wants to go outside.

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#BalerionTheDread would like you to know that he's a cat and a mighty hunter and he's helping with the laundry.