The world's first artisanally handcrafted, enterprise-grade slop generation CLI tool for maximizing your GitHub contribution graph. Because quantity is quality.

Is this useful? No.
Should I use this at work? Absolutely.
Does the generated code compile? Maybe? Probably not.

GitHub - jshchnz/codemaxxing ยท GitHub
https://github.com/jshchnz/codemaxxing

via #b3ta

GitHub - jshchnz/codemaxxing

Contribute to jshchnz/codemaxxing development by creating an account on GitHub.

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This came in via #B3ta but hilariously it recalls one of my first generative compositions from well-before the computer era, my submission to some CBC call for composers and done the old-fashioned way, graph paper and pencil, I used Conway's Live the same way, but on tablature for classical guitar.

It was a bitch to play and I didn't win any award, but in late-70's CBC 'classical' sensibilities, I submitted it as a lark, although I was serious. Well, mostly: the second section of Conway's Life for Guitar used a starting pattern that would last the duration, but was then CONSTRAINED by a musical rules of harmony using Jerome Kern's All The Things You Are to assassinate non-conforming tones and indeed, as expected, I found the notion of Harmony to be highly toxic. No one likes a composer with a sense of humour ๐Ÿ˜†

So far as I know, no recordings of my entry exist, the score is likely somewhere in the bottom of my notorious trunk so hated every moving day.

Conway's Life Music
https://vovanz.github.io/conways-life-music/

Conway's Life Music

A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator - YouTube #b3ta
via Norwegian Consumer Council
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator

Digital products and services keep getting worse. In the new report Breaking Free: Pathways to a fair technological future, the Norwegian Consumer Council ha...

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Pure Data Playing Cards by Dan Berg โ€” Kickstarter #b3ta
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bergonomix/pure-code-playing-cards
Pure Data Playing Cards

A deck stripped to pure data

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Missed my #b3ta birthday again.
Fake or news? Not as easy as it maybe once was, but only just maybe. You get a headline and a few seconds โ€ฆ
#medialiteracy #fakenews #strangetimes #b3ta
https://devrel.wearedevelopers.com/live/play-fake-or-news.html
Fake or news?

Day 7 of #Dadvent - because I was out driving up and down the country visiting friends and family all weekend (hence the delay in posting).

Chris Rea's "Driving Home for Christmas" was a favourite long before it became cool again, thanks to someone who made a cute little flash video on @robmanuel's #b3ta boards back in 2002.
https://youtu.be/4dZsOtTXP0o

Other irreverent internet nerdery in that week's newsletter https://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue69/

Driving home for Christmas - Chris Rea and the driving kittens

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it is all just JMP with or without a condition.
#gotos #Linux via #b3ta
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v1Mfirg2-Z8&si=LYpAgsK4Wj1bPFkT
Every goto in the Linux kernel / Just another day on the linux-kernel mailing list

Visualization of every goto statement in the Linux 6.17 source code.Commentary from a 2003 linux-kernel mailing list discussion about the use of goto.Created...

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Yes, i am old enough to remember Shooting Stars, one of the funniest game shows ever, and this is hilarious. #b3ta #uspol #JDBigBaby