I've been saving this big-bounging-titted #astroporn for a special occasion. Considering the release of the MARS ATLAS #MarsFuckingAtlasDudes and the fact it made all of us incredibly fucking wet, this is entirely appropriate.

#MarsWithWaterBitches
#MarsFuckingRocks
#MarsIWannaFuckYouLikeAComet
#astronomy #mars #mapporn

Holy motherfucking goddamn shit.

I cannot even.

Just when I thought Mars couldn't get sexier, the UAE proved me so wonderfully fucking wrong.

GOD. DAMN. IT.

https://marsatlas.org/mars/maps

SERIOUSLY, my brain is oozing out of my nose because this image, THE ATLAS THAT IS FUCKING AVAILABLE, I can't fucking even.

I don't even want to be fucking coherent right now.

#mars #GloriousSexpotMars #astroporn #astronomy

If this Lego pin-up of the moon reaches 10,000 votes, Lego will mass produce it. VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!

#legos #legoideas #moon #astroporn #astropinup #astronomy

https://ideas.lego.com/s/p:7e3aba9780294460ad667d31e3ba9478

You know I have some lurid feelings and ideas about #Io.

I found an exquisite, luxurious, sinful, tantalizing, visceral pic of Io jizzing. Exploding. Vulcanizing. Into fucking ORBIT.

#IoIsMyBangMoon #astronomy #IntoMyOrbit #astroporn

I have a very fucking special edition of #astroporn today: #Victorian astroporn.

It blows my motherfucking mind that some fucking aristocrat-gentleman-astronomer could see, could actually fucking see, the #whirlpoolgalaxy in this much detail.

Have you ever read Victorian #erotica? Don't. It will fuck you up. Those people were sick fucking puppies. (I do have recommendations, PM me.) But this work of art, this could blow a contemporary load.

#astronomy

To continue #SexyFuckingSaturnday, the glorious and delicious #Titan.

13 years to collage these pics together. The Titan in the center is covered with it's thick atmosphere. In the others, astronomers used infrared to strip away the thick plushy clouds and reveal the contours and canyons and exquisite naked texture that begs to be fondled by appreciative and aroused fingers.

Fuck me.

#astronomy #astroporn

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap230331.html

Keel me
Into Io
Mountains grow and shrink
Between my legs
In the shape
Of you
I melt stone
Between beneath and in me
That's why you're burning
Don't
You can't
Put out the fire
The fire puts out you.

#keel #MastoPrompt
#Io #astroporn #astronomy

This is pure #astroporn:

"China Plans to Send Monkeys to Space Station to Have Sex With Each Other"

Two giant hurdles for the Chinese astronauts to overcome:

1. Getting the macaques in the mood in zero-g. 😏

2. Maintaining the #macaque's erection. Lower blood pressure in #space means difficulty keeping a hard-on.

This is serious shit. If we're serious about this space thing, we have to know if men will still be fuckable. 🤣

#TodayIsGoingToBeAGoodDay
#SpaceBoners

https://futurism.com/china-monkeys-space-sex

I've been sitting on this motherfucking shit for days 'cause it's made me so goddamned orgasmic I can't fucking think.

Triple eclipse: Titan, Enceladus, and #Saturn's fucking rings. Two of the fucking sexiest moons in the solar system and the most dazzling fucking eye candy.

Another #astroporn pornographic fucking jizz-fest of the universe. This pic has been more sexually exciting than almost everyone I've ever fucked.

#astronomy #fuckyeahastronomy