Margie 🧟🍝😱✨☄️🪐👽This is pure #astroporn:
"China Plans to Send Monkeys to Space Station to Have Sex With Each Other"
Two giant hurdles for the Chinese astronauts to overcome:
1. Getting the macaques in the mood in zero-g. 😏
2. Maintaining the #macaque's erection. Lower blood pressure in #space means difficulty keeping a hard-on.
This is serious shit. If we're serious about this space thing, we have to know if men will still be fuckable. 🤣
