I've been sitting on this motherfucking shit for days 'cause it's made me so goddamned orgasmic I can't fucking think.

Triple eclipse: Titan, Enceladus, and #Saturn's fucking rings. Two of the fucking sexiest moons in the solar system and the most dazzling fucking eye candy.

Another #astroporn pornographic fucking jizz-fest of the universe. This pic has been more sexually exciting than almost everyone I've ever fucked.

#astronomy #fuckyeahastronomy

Look. At. This. Mind. Fucking. Goddamned. Fuckable. Pornographic. Motherfucking. Shit.

Zoom in on this exquisite erotic ten course fuck meal: I don't know how my mind hasn't fucking aneuriszed from the pleasure of beholding this.

#astronomy #jameswebbspacetelescope #fuckyeahastronomy #fuxkyeahastronomicalporno

Jupiter's raging equatorial storms, imaged by the Juno probe

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Did you know....

our fucking galaxy....

is in a fucking bubble?

A MOTHERFUCKING BUBBLE! I don't remember BUBBLES in my astronomy classes 30 fucking years ago! A BUBBLE sounds really gondamned fucking DELICATE!

#insidethemotherfuckingbubble
#fuckyeahastronomy
#dontpopthegoddamnbubble
#astronomy

https://parametric-architecture.com/scientists-map-the-giant-bubble-that-surrounds-our-solar-system/

Scientists map the giant bubble that surrounds our solar system

We are all surrounded by a 1,000 light-years old huge "giant bubble" formed by the explosion of a dozen or so stars.

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I pointed my backyard telescope into deep space and took pictures of this tiny patch of sky for 32 hours to reveal galaxies at mind-boggling distances โ€ฆ millions to billions of light years away. [OC]

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Pictures of Pluto taken 24 years apart (in 1994 and 2018)

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Motherfucking Hubble did it fucking again with this spectacular motherfucker.

NGC 6956. #fuckyeahastronomy

Image Credit: NASA, ESA, and D. Jones (University of California โ€“ Santa Cruz); Processing: Gladys Kober (NASA/Catholic University of America)

I used my largest telescope to observe the moon/mars occultation on Wednesday night, and captured this detailed photo. If you zoom in you can see surface details on Mars next to the craters on the moon. It was spectacular and surreal to witness live.

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