Oh, the richness: Putin and Xi discussing organ transplants for life extension

OTOH, imagining Putin awake at night fearfully considering his own impending death, the same guy who has people slaughtered in Ukraine: well, it's something, I guess.

OTOH, the quest for immortality, no cost spared, has been standard for arse wipes from Qin Shi Huang to Thiel

On the gripping hand, guess at whose expense no cost will be spared? Where will the pristine, prime-of-life organs be harvested? Clones, you say? Who has time for that?! Not Putin.

As Ian M. Banks has it in a throwaway aside in Use of Weapons about an unspecified Ethnarch (who is exactly the kind of arse wipe you would expect from such a title):

His heart — the heart of an athletic young anarchist woman up until eleven years ago — was beating quickly, but not worryingly so.

#lifeextension #putin #arsewipes #theculture

Hot mic captures Xi and Putin discussing prospects for immortality

Hot mics caught what appeared to be a private conversation between Presidents Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin discussing the prospects for immortality as they attended China’s Victory Day military parade in Beijing on Wednesday.

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#thfc #spurs #coys #fcmastodon #arsenal

Great news that the #arsewipes will be without Martin Odegaard from now on.

That's as good as us signing a top midfielder.

@BBCSport

Hilarious. I'm just sorry it has to end so soon. #arsewipes

Yep you're right. I'm probably enjoying this a bit too much.

But the #arsewipes can't hit the wall hard enough for my liking.