Me in the pre-existence: Yay I get to fight in the Latter-days! I’ll kick hind ends!
God: Right except you’ll be tired and hurting all the time.
Me: That’s not great. But the pioneers walked barefoot in the snow. I’ve got this! I’ll bring the whole wicked generation to repentance and baptize EVERYONE!
God: Yeah well I’ve got more bad news.
Me: I am a valiant spirit. I can take it!
God: You won’t be Mormon.
Me: oh no! So I’ll be fighting for the other side??
God: Well, see I’ve got more bad news…
God: I’m not Mormon either.
