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Ari "Second Breakfast" JacksonTo all my parasocial friends, frenemies, and secret online crushes -- from Ari. 💕
@dnkboston Paul Perritt, bank robber in 1923, said that his crew robbed banks "because that's where the money is."
We plan to be where the highest aggregation of Mastodon converts will be already - stuff like #Swapfest and #PAXEast have a high nerd concentration - join the cult! :)
PetraOh no!! Has someone cursed the beige??
https://mastodon.social/@AltTextHealthCheck/116043212772197701
Lads, I don't know who isn't remembering Alt Text, but to drop to 66% is horrendous. If we don't sort this out we may end up with _consequences_ at the next "gathering" and none of us want that!!
You can sort your settings out so that it reminds you to Alt Text, and if you can't alttext please use the hashtag Alt4Me and someone will write you some alt text which you can then add to your post
@Kierkegaanks and also with you 
Jordi (Tubal Hippy)I've recruited my pal Marney into the Beige fold! More information to follow! #NotACult
@Tattooed_Mummy @TheBreadmonkey @babe I'm not sure anyone can beat our Ben. They are welcome to try! We do serve the best virtual vegan cookies on Beige. #NotACult
Martin Hamilton
Edwin GroothuisRE: https://mastodon.nl/@foksuk/115788771462064958
Fokke and Sukke live in America
“We celebrate the Donald J Trump holiday” “with presents under the Donald J Trump tree.”
Deflated AF@theropologist if we were a cult, I would light a candle to bless your due diligence. As we are not, I will instead run naked through the streets screaming “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?” until your work here is done. #yolo #blessed #notacult #kony2012