Me: puts weight on my toes.
Body: "ZOMG ANKLE WILL SNAP"
Me: don't be fucking stupid. Ankle is a solid block of bone now. Ignores body screaming.
Body: (sheepishly) oh okay you're right it's not actually that bad. It's just muscles that haven't been used and that have atrophied protesting.
Me: see? We just need to train them up.
Body: ok.
(Next few steps are fine. I sit down. I get back up a bit later. Body screams again)
But every time the screams are a little less loud.
