🚗➡️🪜 Breaking: Americans have discovered gravity! 🚀 While car crash death rates plummet thanks to nobody's favorite technological innovation - safety, accidental falls have sneakily tripled. Guess the real killer now is a banana peel epidemic. 🍌🛑
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