Like for real, just give people #AffordableMobility...

• Since we won't do on-demand #minibus services into every village because "#PublicTransport = bad" and #NIMBYs, at least give us like a #CabinScooter aka. a #Scooter that one can legally drive without having to wear a #helmet (#seatbelts are better anyway!), protect the driver and passengers from the weather (to make it all-season - capable) and have at least 3 wheels so it can't fall over...

• Like I don't even want a faithful recreation or a €111k #GermanEngineering #shitpost. I'd be fine with a *reliable #TukTuk of italian or whatever origin.

Seriously: People for the most part just want to get from point A to point B cheaply, reliably and reasonably fast regardless of weather!