Nuki Raccoon: Fedi's Favorite Furry F***poster#AdHocHypothesis time.
We think of #MorningWood as being caused by the day/night cycle, but what if we have it wrong? What if male mammals are actually part of a terraforming-like system, with an adaptation that causes them to have a blood-flow reaction at a certain rhythm, every 24 hours, and this constant wave of motion throughout the world creates a torque effect, leading to the rotation of the Earth itself?
People, I'm saying that #PenisesMakeTheWorldGoRound.