It’s only this year’s Christmas is RUINED roundup from Angry People in Local Newspapers, looking at all the times Santa has ruined Christmas, it being the last thing that the kiddiewinks need to see. #APILN

https://apiln.co.uk/christmas-is-ruined-2022-edition/

Christmas is RUINED: 2022 edition

Father Christmas. Saint Nick. Santa Claus. Kris Kringle. That bloke in the Coca Cola adverts. Whatever you call him, he’s a rotten egg.

Meanwhile in Norway 🇳🇴: "Man (74) sails his fishing boat into a navy live fire exercise and refuses to move because he had reserved the spot first". This is the kind of pettiness we can all get behind. #APILN

https://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/jan-74-nektet-a-flytte-seg/77991218

Jan (74) nektet å flytte seg

Forsvaret skulle ha skyteøvelse på Jan Alstadsæter (74) sitt faste fiskefelt i Andfjorden. Det gikk ikke som planlagt.

dagbladet.no

They had (oh-ho!) TOUPEE (to pay!) a lot of money for it!!!!!1 #APILN

https://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/23183011.dorset-twins-snap-paul-daniels-toupee-auction/

America: You are in direct violation of penal code 1.13 section 9. You have five seconds to comply.
Britain: Excuse me madam, would you mind pressing the crossing button for us please? Most obliged. #APILN
Coca-Cola Christmas truck in flames in Romania

The famous red vehicle caught fire while driving down a busy road in the capital Bucharest.

BBC News
Does anybody else see this spam advert and immediately think of randy milkman Pat Mustard from Father Ted? #APILN

Textbook ‘Christmas is RUINED’ stuff in today’s Brighton Argus. #APILN

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/23158409.brighton-shopkeepers-plea-thief-return-snowman/

Regret to report that Liz Truss poetry has broken out in Cumbria. #APILN
Facebook, who currently have my Angry People In Local Newspapers page in Facebook Jail, still wants my money. I take it all back, they DO have a sense of humour. #APILN