Dirk RitterProduct not working? Hang on! Your desperate support calls will be answered by an AI. Awesome, because that malfunction of the product was also designed by an AI, making it the perfect match. And why would the AI ever lie to you? Surely it's all your fault, again! Why did you plug it in? Why attempt to use it *at all*? Can't you just appreciate their products for what these are, the pinnacle of capitalism finally gone bonkers? π€‘
Brace yourselves for learning how to solder, wind coils, print circuit boards - because greedy corp. management horror clowns may soon cause entire business branches to fail horribly.
Tech Chilli
