I wonder what other animals know that sex leads to babies (or eggs). Like for some, sex happens and they’re like, Whoa, and eventually babies or eggs happen and they’re like, Whoa—without ever connecting the two. Everything is like, Whoa.

#3amThoughts

If "sub" as in "sub sandwich" means submarine.

What the fuck does the "sub" in "submachine gun" mean?

Edit: nm.

Sub sandwich should imply that they are much less powerful that a regular sandwich lol

#3amthoughts #3amthought

It’s 3 AM. You’re spiraling. The group chat is dead. The party ended hours ago.
But guess what? YOU’RE STILL THE MAIN CHARACTER.
New episode just dropped:
🎭 Main Character Syndrome & the Pandemic of Flakiness
🎁 BYO damn gift bag
💔 Flakes, fake friends & inflated egos
Now streaming wherever you pretend to be okay.

🎧 https://apocalypseandavocados.transistor.fm/s1/27

#PodcastDrop #MainCharacterSyndrome #3AMThoughts #FlakeCulture #MillennialMadness #NowStreaming #ApocalypseAndAvocados

If you could be in any profession which would it be?

I know I said I was going to sleep but I can't. Right now being in tired 5AM headspace I kinda want to be a writer, a furniture refurbisher or someone that works in a friendly quaint cafe or bar.

Oo I kinda want to go into the city sit in a fancy cafe in the high street drink coffee and get really good at writing poems and stories.

#3amthoughts #sleepdeprived

"The detective character notices and remembers details; names, dates, places and most importantly, alcohol."

my brain, ~ #3amThoughts

"Wish I had someone to sleep with right now. I'm so single :'("

Me (when I'm actually sleeping with someone): "This uncomfortable as shit. Wish they stopped snoring and weren't sleeping on my hair GAWD
>:( "

Can't sleep >.<

#3amthoughts #3amthought #sleeping

Are they using me for sex or am I using them to feel loved? #3amthoughts

Jamie