BOFH excuse #314:
You need to upgrade your VESA local bus to a MasterCard local bus.
The term "boost" is great for mastodon Reason #314: just imagine someone trying to say something but the crowd is too big, so someone boosts them up on their shoulders so more people can hear them.
Boost chains are like a big voltron esque cooperation of people boosting each other
Alternatively, a big fluffy nice mastodon picks you up in its trunk to lift you so you can post louder :D