And anger the orcas??

Plonk on my couch, cronch on some chips and at the end push the crumbs off my shirt. Yeah I do that very regularly.

They have such a mode in Divinity: Original Sin II. Sure it’s not DnD but it’s a fun system. Never got the hang of that dm mode though, I’m too stupid.

“Just gotta make it to Christmas” “just gotta make it til I have my bachelor’s, then I can have a more comfy job with fewer hours” “just gotta make it a few more decades til retirement”

Whatever you can tell yourself so you don’t have a mental breakdown.

I usually walk just a little slower than I normally would, so the car has to wait two seconds longer.

Huh I should probably get my cat to the vet… He likes to eat small amounts of hair, leaves, dust and almost all human food (bread, uncooked pasta, sweets, etc. etc.). Of course only until we stop him. We thought he’s just bored and a bit stupid but it’s definitely not normal.

Yup, they will hate being put on a diet of course but you will have them around and happy much longer.

In the call center I get around 4 hours before I start blabbering nonsense. Luckily I only work 5 hours a day.

Welchen Zweck hat es dann überhaupt ein Zitat einzufügen?

So this summer it was like 30°C / 85°F at home and whenever I used TikTok or YouTube on my phone it would get really hot so I took off the case whenever I used it. My phone fell down one time (I’m not used to it being so slick!) and that’s why it’s now broken. In the back. Because for some stupid reason it’s made of glass or something.

Note to myself: my next phone should be one of these unbreakable military grade phones.