honestly waiters/waitresses can dump hot soup onto my head and then beat me with the ladle and i will just sit there patiently waiting with a bowl in between my hands

yall mind if i become sentient for a few minutes?

who gives a SHIT if jewelrys real or not at the end of the day its all just atoms

extract dopamine from the static and move on

sir this is an emotional support mcdonalds

you all get likes!! i love all posts!!! every post is loved and nurtured!!!!

the duo lingo bird broke into my home and took a shit on my bed :(

tonite lets all remember the 11th commandment: thou shalt lay thy finger in thy neighbor’s ass