Someone at an Amazon warehouse is taking the piss it seems (I think that’s the right phrase):

I just sneezed 3 times into the crook of my arm near my Apple Watch and got this. I guess my sneezes are loud.

Come on Apple couldn’t you just give me that first ring. I’m on vacation no less!

Thanks to <corporate sponsor & their new device/service> this show is brought to you ad-free. *plays two 30-second ad spots about said product/service*

Gee thanks VZW. That is so kind of you to take my brand new $1200 and trade it out for an $800. 🤪🤦‍♂️🤣

Random reason #179 I love my job:
Email I just received “Meeting canceled. Come ride the carousel”

I know this is a long shot but does anyone know why Kindle does this on the iPhone? And if there is a way to use more of the screen. It drives me to distraction. iPads don’t have these margins at the top and bottom?!

Changing my wallpaper for the first time in 5 years simply because of the redesign of the Lock Screen. I thought o would miss the old photo more then I do.

Second jab done. Like a boss.

First dose done. Most at risk friends and family have or are about to get their second dose. Such a great amount of tightness in my chest, shoulders, & back that I didn’t realize was there is loosening.