Russia bringing T-55s out of storage for use in Ukraine is one of those things people have joked about for the last year but didn't seriously think would happen.
Just go home jesus christ.
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The end credits to this week's Mandalorian will make you pump your fist twice. Three times if you're a proper cinephile.
Also: I picked the right week to finally see 7th Voyage of Sinbad.
MAGA types fantasizing about occupying Mar a Lago to protect Trump from the cops. Which is funny because we're around the 12th anniversary of Gaddafi supporters filling up his Tripoli compound for the exact same reason.
Sprinkling a small handful of Cinnamon Toast Crunch on my oatmeal like croutons. #WholesomeMastodonContent
When you've so thoroughly convinced yourselves that only your party is patriotic and only your side will stop communism or terrorism or crime and the other side is all traitors and collaborators it becomes easy to do a little actual treason if it lets you beat the "real" enemy.
Ditto fraud, war crimes, sedition.
Ah, so the 1980 October Surprise Conspiracy was real. Between 1968, 1980, 2016 and 2020 it should really be taken as a given that any hotly contested Presidential election OF COURSE features Republicans colluding with foreign governments, even hostile ones, just to get a half-point edge in Ohio.
Hat tip to whichever marching band just did a heavily funk'd rendition of Ecstasy of Gold at the Miami-Oklahoma St game. #ncaawomensbasketball
Put Goldfinger on. The continued relevance of this film is that the villain...a megalomaniac who conspires with the Mafia, China and North Korea to invade Fort Knox with a WMD arsenal...spends the first act as little more than a viciously insecure golf cheat who can be lead around by the promise of a $5 card game.
Imagine starting January 6 Part Deux because Trump specifically told the women he had affairs with that they looked like his daughter.
It's not real until it's official.